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Ownership of toy-guns is punishable by Mauritian law :S
Posted by roushdat on July 7, 2008
“Pas faire mover, lapolis pou trap twa!”…Some parents have been using this threat with their kids for quite some time now…Well, we all know that these were nothing more than blank threats right? NOT anymore :S
And now…
“kid: pa, acheter 1 fizi delo pou mwa…”
“dad: Ki to gagner, to envi al dans prison?”
Seriously, are these Mauritian politicians really serious about it? Those among you who still dont have an idea about what i’m talking about, check this out:
Interdiction de posséder ou d’importer des jouets en forme de pistolets et de fusils.
La police a émis un communiqué à la presse hier pour rappeler à la population que les jouets en forme de pistolets ou fusils sont considérés comme des objets interdits. Leur importation et possession enfreignent l’article 31 de la Consumer Protection Act. Elles sont condamnables d’une amende n’excédant pas Rs 100 000 et une peine de prison ne dépassant pas trois ans.
source: http://www.lexpress.mu/archive_semaine/display_article.php?news_id=110854
“mo garcon, papa pas envi to al dans prison, prend to sere so poupette ek zouzou menaz to zouer zouer…fizi delo bien danzerer sa…”
Since i was a kid, i enjoyed playing with guns…and i can hardly imagine a kid’s life without toy-guns :S And yeah, as a result of such bans, in some 20years, i can imagine a new police recruit asking his instrutor: What’s this black object sir?…Cause perhaps by that time, movies depicting guns will also be heavily censored 
So who among you have toy-guns? Lolz…i dont have any…i just have a bow and few arrows for sports :p
viccks said
i guess some people use toy guns to scare people up and even make hold ups lol.. some toys seems realistic
anyway ine bien zouE ek “fizi” letemps ti tipti ;P..
mais problem c pas fizi mo penC.. c plis sabre, couteau, cutter .. mo demane moi sipa zotte pou bann sa ousi!!
yves montagnat said
apres sex toys, astere p rode rasse mo zouzou
ki si sa si sa?
bizin bour feraille cho ar zote. sa si pena astere. bzin ale kokin.
mo dire bizin check life ban les zote problesm mari importan couma prostituion dans salons massazes p donne sida, couma dicifil pou gagne ene fame virge – sa ene mari problem astere sa.
banne ti couillons dans coleze faire art, zote ena cutter. sa plis armer sa. ki si sa si sa?
ene toy gun – couma bibit gun ki dire billes lor lichien – sa capave li danzer. mais ene simple ti zouzou apporte plaisir zenfan et couple capave mem servi sa couma toy erotik.
enfin, c ene movai decision empech toy gun dans nou pays. ki si sa si sa?
Yash said
LOL? Apres ki pou ena? Tout sequence fim kot ena fusils, lecran pou vine noir… Tou bane video games kot ena violence, pou banned… Pou ena nek bane video games avec 3+ la… LOL… Bez sa pays la…
yves montagnat said
bon sa ki mo compren la pou ena ene mankman zouzou fisi
mo plan c vende banne piece pou dimoune fabrik zot prop zouzou fisi
gagne droit vend piece non?
apres, si la police trap zote, zote pez ene ti bouton et fizi la vine en morso. et kan zote aster piece, zote pwnership c pou piece la pa pou fizi la
bizin essaye faire ene bon bizness model ar sa banne la loi a la con la – pareil couma marchan banane faire casse dans marcher sex toys compran la
yashvin said
lol! i guess fizi dilo si banned….
dir bane pitis zordi zours zouer r mouse lol
virtual games!
aniisah said
haha…vrai zot p fer sa? moi osi mo ti content zuer soldat! (wi etan petite mo ti p juer ek mo ban cousins et voisins..tifi pa ti ena mo laz
)
enfin, mo sire la fin lannee to encore pou truv sa ban trucs la p vanD…
c du tapage pou rien, pareil kom ti e t, “Zeter ou payer” Plouis is still as dirty ein..ek pa tane persone p complain zot p paye rs 500..pff!
tushal said
LMAO..beser..mo bsn ale cachiete mo fizi alors! !
$3|v3n said
bizin ena 1 revolution dans sa pays la do!
zot block sex toys, aprE zot block child toys maarii cou sa.
I can’t imagine a normal boy growing up without a toy gun, b li pou vinn pede!!!
i still have some toy guns, i better hide then somewhere maybe in some year zot pou gagne valeurr, i can sell em in the black market.