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Milk Series: No milk for the president :S

Posted by roushdat on January 2, 2009

Hello world. This morning, the future president woke up and went to prepare his breakfast…(Yes, like the common people, there is nobody to serve him breakfast in bed). To his surprise, milk has ran out of stock from the fridge :S Is that another machiavellic plan by the evilians (the villains whose sole purpose is to sabotage the presidential mission on the planet). Might be they want to keep the president away from milk to reduce his calcium level and be able to break his bone better? Or it is possible that the president being too busy with the thousands of worldly tasks for his people might have simply forgotten to renew milk stock !

For the record, price of fresh milk in Southampton-UK varies from £1.06 to £1.60 for 2 Liters and I have not come across the powdered milk we have in Mauritius although some people have told me it is available. Of course since your president does not like wasting money, he purchases the cheapest and consumes 2 Liters every 5 days.

As for the presidential breakfast, nothing special: 2 weetabix cereal biscuits + 0.4 L of milk + 1 banana (1 banana a day keeps the president happy :p) + some additional rice-cereals from time to time

Since there was no milk today, it was temporarily replaced by fruit juice and the weetabix biscuits were eaten…as biscuits!

Normal breakfast time: 15 minutes including preparations.

As you can see, even the future president can run out of basic commodities at times. We simply have to look for alternatives and adapt! There is another alternative for juice which i discussed on September 2007, click here to check it out.

That’s it for today my people,  see you soon for some more talks ;)

3 Responses to “Milk Series: No milk for the president :S”

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  2. $3|v3n said

    to ti kapav al dimannn 1 tigit dilait :p pena okenn camarad tifi par laba?? :p

  3. $3|v3n said

    mo p trouvE depi tonn al angleterre tonn develop 1 l’amour pou banane :p.

    kumsa to content banane anglais la???

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